Moi scary Colleagues.......

Hmmmm.... I've been officially working for 1/2 year..... and even though I'm still not recognized by my company ( cuz I'm still a contract staff) , I think, I have been recognized by my colleagues. So, I decided to use this chance to describe a little about them... haaaaaa

For those unfamiliar, Here's a brief intro. our team has to do 2 things basically, call income payment and corporate action. just take it as Doing job A and job B.

edited *oni those which are realli scary will be posted on the blog*

The 1st 1 is Pando the god. Since she is the God, it's natural to describe her 1st. Her Speed at Corporate Action stuff is not to be trifled with. The speed of doing EU tax is god-like. However, Maybe she does her stuff too fast..... she seems to be slacking most of the times.... well, maybe she is realli slacking...... i dunno.... no1 will noe............ (of coz she is slacking... nowadays rarely jog liao... haaaaa)

Next Comes Ade the penguin. Maybe a more appropriate title for her will be Lord of the penguins. She luv penguins ever since young, and till now she still has her 'alan' (a 10-year old soft toy rumored to be alive and kicking) with her. A proud mother of alan, she vowed to crush all those who dare to defy alan (aka the king). Always occupied by her CA stuff, she will try to sneak off to the pantry to relac and enjoy her 20 cents drink....... Nowadays she has self-proclaimed to be 'holy' , but oni time will tell....... But trust me, u will not want to incur the wrath of the penguin..... (taken from wow of warcraft expansion, wrath of the lich king).

The 3rd 1 will be Bong the fierce. Please, do not be deceived by her innocent looks, for you may get urself in deep trouble without noe-ing why...... A proud survivor of lodgement 601 where many others have fallen, She uses her IP knowledge to pay out to the clients within the shortest time period. perhaps she could be described as medusa - Beautiful yet deadly. She doesn't turn others into stone, But She will condemn ppl like nobody's biz(eg. A*****). If u r on her list..... u r doomed.... *edited* ( actually she should be No. 1 ...... I'M terrified! )

The 4th person would be Sng the Evil. She could be compared to the bosses in games, and the lvl of cunning and sly-ness is unmatched. Through her eyes (rolling her eyes, maybe... LOL!) you will noe ur own fate. The cursed ones will fall one by one....... Only the lucky few whom she recognised will be able to survive. Even though she has self proclaimed to be evil, she absolutely does nothing to stop herself ( though she did tried to redeem herself by holding the glass door to let ppl go in 1st.... ). As the Utility lady of the team, She can handle most of the work, if not all. Her wisdom at Tidbits is also unbeatable (reminds me of the unbeatables , shuang tian zhi zhun)...... being the owner of the title 'provisional shop owner' , it's best to believe in her advice on wat junk food to get......

The list goes on.......